From: head_porter.cowspan@gmx.co.uk
To: deputy_head_porter@gmx.co.uk
Refer: Re: Notice of forthcoming Referendum
Dear Ricky,
Sorry I missed you for a pint last night, your email's just come through! Thank you for sharing your thoughts, it's always good to know what people are saying on the ground. It would certainly be difficult to have a "yes" and "no" referendum regarding the Buttery given that the choices are now an all-vegan service or the usual service plus a dedicated chef and counter. I'll raise the matter with the Master, although I imagine the Bursar may not want to change the wording of her baby.
If you can manage not to get shunted onto one of your breaks by tomorrow, could you please give a first aid refresher for all comers? I think your past as a paramedic trumps mine as a police officer!
Wat
Charles Watson Tyler
Head Porter
Cowspan College
Vachepont Parva
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