Don't call the chaplain "love"

From: head_porter.cowspan@gmx.co.uk
To: deputy_head_porter@gmx.co.uk
Refer: Your deputy head porter called me "love"

Dear Ricky,

please take care not to call the Chaplain "love", it annoys her.

yours

Wat

Charles Watson Tyler
Head Porter
Cowspan College
Vachepont Parva